"My Leg" guy
I'm in every accident that can happen in this town
When a building collapses,
When a car crashes,
You bet your butt I'm there
My leg
This annoying yellow box in a shirt and tie
This pink star with green shorts always causing trouble
I should just follow them around
For whenever he causes mayhem I need to pop his bubble
My leg
He is usually driving around with a brown balloon
Or at least trying to
I’m always there to say my line
In other people’s peril it’s my time to shine
My leg
How would this show go on without me?
What will happen when there is a big explosion and you won’t hear my famous line?
There will be anarchy
There will be more times that I have to use my line
My leg
Will I ever be able to stop this or will someone take my place
I'm tired of my leg being burned broken or hit
My hospital bill is through the roof
I won't be able to have insurance anymore
Too much of a liability
My leg
I might as well amputate whichever leg is always hurt
I must be made of just pure steel screws and other medical implements
Which is it anyways?
Is it my left leg or right leg?
My leg
My creators need to tell me which leg it is
Or does it switch from time to time?
I wonder what I look like? Am I fat or skinny? Short or tall?
I have so many questions for them all
My leg
My legs must be jacked
From all the physical therapy I have to do
They must see me in the doctor’s office
They ask how many morphine shots, one or two?
My leg
I wonder what kind of pants I wear
I think I need to wear some protection down there
My house must be littered with medical supplies
Splints, crutches, casts, I think I need to organize
My leg
What part of my leg is being hurt?
Is it my knee, my thigh, or my shin?
Either way my leg is pretty bad
Unlike Charlie Sheen I cannot win
My leg
What is my homelife like?
Do I live in a big house or small?
Do I have a family?
Or has the lack of money lost them all?
My leg
What is my job?
What do I do to pay all these bills?
Just thinking of the job gives me the chills
My leg
My leg
My leg