THE JOKER
Where did I come from Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… I prefer my past be multiple choice Was I beat, was it torture...
First Print Issue Is Out!
Just in time for Spirit Week, make sure to pick up a copy of the very first print issue of The Ranger Post! Available in the cafeteria or...
The Dead Man
The man wore a straightjacket It made his hair look obnoxiously greasy They all snickered at him Thier snickers were contagious and...
Fragile: Handle With Care
(Based on a true story….) Was it worth it, To go to the bar that night? A twenty-one-year-old male leaves the saloon around 2 A.M. Drives...
Where I'm From (after George Ella Lyon)
I am from bunkbeds, From home cooking and backyard swing sets. I am from the linoleum floors from under the table. (Cool, tight, and the...
That Girl
Everybody knows that girl. She’ll be the one with the mean tough exterior that the society will determine if she’s tough enough with one...
"My Leg" guy
I'm in every accident that can happen in this town When a building collapses, When a car crashes, You bet your butt I'm there My leg This...
Divorce
Divorce It’s hard for all involved Some think it’s harder for the adults It pretty hard on the kids if I do say so Divorce It sucks to...